Please be on the lookout for this hardened criminal in your area.
He is not to be trusted.
His aliases include: Jackers, Crackers, Butter Bean Ears, and Mr. Bubs.
He is thought to be fleeing the scene of his latest heinous crime, as seen here:
He may be armed with a tennis ball, very dangerous, and ready to strike again. No plants are safe while this culprit is on the loose.
He was last seen headed south in a white pickup truck. We can only assume that he is on his way to Mexico to allude local law enforcement and escape punishment, yet again.
Please alert the authorities if you have any tips that might lead to the apprehension of the suspect.
Thank you for your cooperation.