The Further Adventures of Paper Dave

I don't have a lot to say about these pictures.
Except...
Don't be like us.
We are not nice.
Only not nice people would do this to their dogs.

You see, the other day when we were using Paper Dave as a Scare Crow/ Measuring Device the dogs began to act strange...even more so than normal.



Jack and Lady were not so sure they liked Paper Dave. They were bewildered.
 I tried to explain the he was simply a middle schooler's homage to their Dad, real Dave.
No dice.
The dogs no likey.

As soon as we realized their unease about Paper Dave, Real Dave started terrorizing the pups with moves like this:



And this:

Not to mention this:



Lady was thoroughly petrified and has started applying to be on the Dr. Phil show so she can tell the world about her inadequate parents.



Jack decided to fight back! He doesn't take crap off of two dimensional losers!

 

After a solid bite from Jack, Paper Dave decided to lay off.

...Until next time.