All You Single Ladies

Jon Jon just got a new truck...a bright, shiny, red, truck.

I feel it's my duty to inform the single women of the world that, in addition to being a builder of chicken coops and mudroom lockers, expert fisherman, and an excellent cook,...

...that John's got himself a sweet ride.

Also, keep in mind what you'd gain in terms of a sister-in-law.

We could be best-ies.

mel

PS: This ad is not endorsed by Jon Jon.

PSS: Please don't tell him about it.

PSSS: Email me if you want to marry him...I'll be handling the initial screening process.

PSSSS: After he washed his new truck, he washed my station wagon...he's quality ladies.